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Part II
WHAT THE NEW JOB-LINGO REALLY MEANS by Dede Molter

“CAREER-MINDED”: Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
“NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE”: We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
“SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE”: You’ll need it to replace three people whom just left.
“PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST”: You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
“REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS”: You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
“GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS”: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.