You know you
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…?
? You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.?
? Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.?
? All of your friends have an @ in their names.?
? Your dog has its own home page.?
? You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.?
? You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.?
? You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.?
? You get a new suit that says, “This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher.”?
? The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.?
? Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.?