25th
February
2007
First golfer: ?i have the greatest golf
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First golfer: ?I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can?t lose it.?
Second golfer: ?How so??
First golfer: ?If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows.?
Second golfer: ?Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it??
First golfer: ?I found it in the woods.?