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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow
Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it’s a doll-ar!
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store?
A. “Some day my prints will come!”
Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. ?If you don?t behave I?ll plug you.?
Q. What do witches put on their hair when they are going out????
A. Scare-spray
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, “Twist to open”.
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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A. “If you weren’t so fresh last night, we wouldn’t be in this jam together!”
Q.Why can?t you take a turkey to church????
A.Because he uses FOWL language!!!!
Find more related to Questions and Answers Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it?s time to g back to their childhood, they ?re already there.
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
Q. What word does heavenly angels use most often to greet each other?
A. Halo!
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what’s SHAKING!
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.