Hot ‘n Funny Jokes & Videos

Q. Why can?t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can’t find the eleven

Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh

Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.

Q. Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn’t concentrate.

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.

Q. Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
A. Retail store!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world?
A. Pennsylvania

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!

Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal?
A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

Q.Why did the Teacher turn on the lights?
A.The class was a bit dim!

Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. Why do bakers work so hard?
A. Because they need the dough

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
A. I mist you.

Q. What did the Antartian name his pet zebra?
A. Spot

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling crummy!

Q. How do you stop a Talibon tank
A. Get the guy pushing it

Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn’t a chicken

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses “windows”.

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware)
A. Her New Jersey

Q. What is a pig’s favorite karate move?
A Pork chop.

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
R. Charged With Battery!

Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A. Where’s popcorn?

Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.

Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
A. Limp biskit

Q. Why are fish so smart?

A. Because there always in schools……