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Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked: “If you had been in President Clinton’s place, would you have resigned?”

Armey responded: “If I were in the President’s place, I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying, “How do I reload this damn thing?”