30th
October
2006
The bum approached the well-dressed
The bum approached the well-dressed man. ?Say, pal, could you spare ten bucks for a soft drink??
?Ten dollars!? the man exclaimed. ?Listen my dear fellow, not even in this city will you find
a place that charges so much for a soda.?
I know, said the panhandler, ?but it?s my girlfriend?s birthday and I wanted to knock off early.?