19th
January
2007
Things not to hear
Medical |
Things Not to Hear During Surgery,Part I Darn, there go the lights again…
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we’re going to need a mop.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that….uh….that uh….thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?