7th March 2007

A man goes to

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. “I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.”Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.
“10…” says the doctor.”
10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.”10…9…8…7…”

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5th October 2006

A man goes to

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, nobody pays attention to me?”
And the doctor says, “Next please…”

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25th February 2006

A man goes to

A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, “Doctor, I think I’m a moth.” To this the doctor responds, “You think you’re a moth? Well I don’t think you need a doctor. Sounds like what you need is a therapist.” “Yeah I know,” replies the patient. “I was on my way to see a therapist, but I came in here because I saw your light was on.”

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