12th
January
2006
Your honor? began the defense attorney
Lawyer |
Your Honor,? began the defense attorney, ?my client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber, without a single socially redeeming feature. I intend to disprove that.?
?And how will you accomplish this?? the judge inquired.
?By proving beyond a shadow of a doubt,? replied the lawyer, ?that the note my client handed the teller was on recycled paper.?