26th
April
2006
The barn at larry and susan’s
Farm |
The barn at Larry and Susan’s farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company.?
Susan: “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.”?
Agent: “Wait just a minute, Susan… it doesn’t work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.”?
Susan, after a pause: “I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”