5th
December
2005
A woman sat down
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, “Hello, luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”
“How dare you,” retorted the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
Well then,” said the tramp, “what are you doing in my bed?”