3rd
June
2007
An old man
Elderly |
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, ?What?s wrong?? The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, ?I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She?s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.?
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, ?But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying??
The old man looks at the bartender and says, ?I can?t remember where I live!?