25th
March
2007
An elderly woman decided to have
Elderly |
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist? Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things” replied the artist.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure
he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for
the jewelry.”