9th
April
2007
Little pete came
Children |
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he?d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
?Well, Dad,? said Pete, ? I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.?
?Uh-huh,? said the father, ?that seems fair.?
?I know, but I never thought he?d choose his sister!?