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Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.