23rd
April
2007
A drunk was leaning against
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A drunk was leaning against a lamppost staring up at a signboard and yelling, “It can’t be done, it’s too big! Another drunk staggered by and slurred, “What can’t be done?” The other drunk answered.
“What does that sign say, ‘DRINK CANADA DRY’. “It’s just too damn big, it can?t be done!”