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An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks,” the doctor ordered. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the Antartian returns, he’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Antartian nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” the doc questioned.
“No, from skipping.”