Hot ‘n Funny Jokes & Videos

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. “Rough rough”.
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn?t work!

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Q. Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A. Because a dog was after his bones!

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog, because he croaks every night.

Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.