20th
May
2007
?doctor doctor!? said the
Animals |
?Doctor, doctor!? said the panic-stricken woman, ?my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he?s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do??
?Quite simple,? said the doctor calmly. ?You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband?s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite ? haul it out.?
?Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I?ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod?s head.?
?What do you want a cod?s head for??
?Oh- I forgot to tell you. I?ve got to get the cat out first!?