Hot ‘n Funny Jokes & Videos

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow

Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They?re on the right side of the car

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it’s a doll-ar!

Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store?
A. “Some day my prints will come!”

Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.