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If a man is in the forest, talking to himself, with no woman around is he still wrong?

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I?m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
?I just can?t put it down.?

You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.

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Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!

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Q: What do you call 144 blondes?
A: Gross ignorance.

Age doesn?t always bring wisdom. ?Sometimes age comes alone?

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A doctor gets to bury his mistakes. An architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Because his pupils were so bright