Hot ‘n Funny Jokes & Videos

“Doctor! Doctor! Everyone?s ignoring me!”
“Next please!”

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”
Patient: “HUH”

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs??
A: Right where you left him.?

Q: What runs around a football field and never gets tired?
A: A fence.

What do you call a man who?s lost 75% of his intelligence?
Divorced.

How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away its credit card

What is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don?t know and I don?t care one way or the other.

Q:What goes up but never comes down?
A:Your age.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.