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Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A: Sandwitch

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Q. Why can?t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can’t find the eleven

There are only two rings in marriage, ?the wedding ring” and “the suffering

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Why couldn?t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball.

Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino.
A: ‘elifino