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Two antennas’s decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn’t that good but the reception was great!!!

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A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away. “Mommy,” she asked. “Why do people run away?” The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons that teens run and then proceeded to try and explain in a way that her young daughter would understand. After the first few moments of explanation the small girl interrupted. “No Mommy, why do people RUN away? Do they have to run or can they walk away too?”

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My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator, a young child asked if we were husband and wife to which my wife said “Yes? Without missing a beat, this particular girl remarked how short I was. This sweet child’s next statement said it all when she asked thoughtfully, “Wasn’t he taller when he married you?”

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The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party, when his wife came up to him and said, in an unnecessarily loud voice, ” Honey I hope you are not boring the poor child with anecdotes about your latest grandchild!”

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Q. Why did the student eat his homework?

A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom of heaven and asked the congregation ?how many of you would like to go to heaven from here?? everybody raised up their hands except a little lad sitting just in front of him ?don’t you want to go to heaven son?? he asked. ?My mother seriously warned me not to go anywhere from here, but to come back home? replied the boy.

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?Do you obtain good SAT results?? asked the father of a prospective pupil.
?Oh, indeed we do,? said the Principal of the expensive private school.
?We guarantee satisfaction ? or we return the student??

A family was having dinner and the little boy said,”Dad I don’t like the
holes in the cheese!” Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; “Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?”
The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey.”
The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. “Mother?” She sweetly asked again.
“Yes?” Her Mother replied. “Why is Grandma’s hair all grey?”

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad