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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”?
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er… How much for a season pass?”

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That’s great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them ? and sometimes with good reason. ?What kind of pie do you call this?? asked one student indignantly.
?What?s it taste like?? asked the cook.?
?Glue!?
?Then it?s apple pie ? the plum pie tastes like soap.?