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There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

“Tell me your choice,” said he to the boy, “What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.”

The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is ONE real difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”

“How???????” the interviewer was smiling (”At last, I got you!” he said to himself.)

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

Admission for the course was thus secured.

?So, thundered Greg?s furious father, ?you have been expelled from college, have you??
?Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.?

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

?Now my motto in life,? said the school chaplain, ?is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet??
?My motto is let bygones be bygones.?
?That?s good. Why did you choose that??
?Then I wouldn?t have to take any history classes!?

College
A college’s student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross betwen Larry Bird and Michael Jordan.
This kid is terrific. The player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. The student body is thrilled. Now, the NCAA goes to the college and asks for proof of this player’s academic eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a few days. The faculty works night and day coaching the student for the crucial test.
The day of the public examinatin arrives, and the entire student body is there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces the first question, “How much is five and two?” The student frowns in deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats, he shakes with effort. At last he shouts the answer, “SEVEN”. The entire student body rises, and as a single voice, they cry. “Give him another chance. Give him another chance”.

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.
“An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”

Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read “20.” He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.
Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.
As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor …looking scared to death! He asked the driver, “What’s wrong with them?”
The driver replied, “We just turned off Highway 105.”

Q: Why did the turtle cross the street?
A: To get to the shell station