Hot ‘n Funny Jokes & Videos

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

Q: What is a blonde’s favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by ‘the fuzz’?
A: ‘No. But I’ve been swung around by the tits.’

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that’s what they train for all their lives.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.