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One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”
 

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, “mug or long neck?”

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.